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Red vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles, Vol. 1 (Comedy) - In the distant future, ten soldiers battle for control of the least desirable piece of real estate in the known universe – a box canyon in the middle of nowhere.
Red vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles, Vol. 2 (Comedy) - A mild-mannered medical officer encounters a poltergeist haunting a robot, a 200-ton tank in the center of a love triangle, and an evil strain of artificial intelligence attempting to enslave all of humanity.
Red vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles, Vol. 3 (Comedy) - The universe is in chaos, and the final hope for humanity is two thousand years in the past with a fast talking computer that loves knock-knock jokes.
Red vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles, Vol. 4 (Comedy) - A bomb with a bad attitude, an alien with an epic score to settle, and the usual gang of hapless soldiers on a quest to save the universe from an ancient prophecy of destruction.
Red vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles, Vol. 5 (Comedy) - Concludes with the usual gang of luckless troops – joined by a mysterious stranger, a half-alien child and a crashed ship.
